Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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i just wrote this so hard

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Who is it?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Okay.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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