- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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