Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

women's rights.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Your mam is so fat.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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