Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

9/11 my birthday

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

you dint have to be a jew matt

A storm be brewin!

I just threw up..In my pants.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Women's Rights Movement

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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