What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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