Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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How about that airline food?

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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