- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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