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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

knock,knock you suck

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Asian women drivers...

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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