What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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