Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Major League Soccer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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