- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Read a Book.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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