Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Major League Soccer

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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The Labour Party.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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