Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Hellen keller

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

thumb_up thumb_down -27

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

thumb_up thumb_down -27

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops