Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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