- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

I <3 Hitler

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Nobody cares maddie!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

girls basketball

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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