When life throws knives at you, run away.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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