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Are You A Zombie?

  • oh my gosh i couldnt stop laughing.....

  • what ? -.- i dont get it ....

  • the more i laugh at these things, the less i understand my sense of humor...

  • oh ma dear loidd..i shiat my pants.

  • idk if its cause i havent slept in 2 days but this is the funniest joke ive seen on this site.

  • I was at school when I read this, I burst out laughing and everybody looked at me weird XD

  • I rofled so hard XD

  • Ohmagoodness I peed mah pantz

  • how cant u get it its simple when u have that disease u forget things easly and thats what it is showing in the joke........ and i laughed so hard i started to cry at it

  • this deserves way more likes than is given

  • Q:what happens after you squeeze someone to death by a flower bed? A:You can't kill somebody with a flower bed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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