oh my gosh i couldnt stop laughing.....

what ? -.- i dont get it ....

oh ma dear loidd..i shiat my pants.

the more i laugh at these things, the less i understand my sense of humor...

I rofled so hard XD

I was at school when I read this, I burst out laughing and everybody looked at me weird XD

how cant u get it its simple when u have that disease u forget things easly and thats what it is showing in the joke........ and i laughed so hard i started to cry at it

idk if its cause i havent slept in 2 days but this is the funniest joke ive seen on this site.

this deserves way more likes than is given

Ohmagoodness I peed mah pantz

Q:what happens after you squeeze someone to death by a flower bed? A:You can't kill somebody with a flower bed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!