Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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    oh my gosh i couldnt stop laughing.....

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    what ? -.- i dont get it ....

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    the more i laugh at these things, the less i understand my sense of humor...

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    oh ma dear loidd..i shiat my pants.

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    idk if its cause i havent slept in 2 days but this is the funniest joke ive seen on this site.

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    I was at school when I read this, I burst out laughing and everybody looked at me weird XD

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    I rofled so hard XD

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    Ohmagoodness I peed mah pantz

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    how cant u get it its simple when u have that disease u forget things easly and thats what it is showing in the joke........ and i laughed so hard i started to cry at it

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    this deserves way more likes than is given

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    Q:what happens after you squeeze someone to death by a flower bed? A:You can't kill somebody with a flower bed.

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