- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

su algato es en fuego

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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