- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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