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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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