- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Your girlfriend.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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