- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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