Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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