Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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