- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What's one plus one? two.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

N-E Pats never cheated

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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