- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

WOw you have no life

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

how do you win a game try your best

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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