there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Abortion

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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