Why so serious ?

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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