How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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matt is fat

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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