Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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