What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

why did the man die? he was shot

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

This is not a joke.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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