What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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