- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

drew edminstin is a rat

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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