- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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