- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Connor is homo

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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