:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Your mother just died.

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8=> >->-o

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Justin Bieber

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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