There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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White men's rights

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Hey

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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