- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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