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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Pickles are powerful

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation