- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

the NAACP

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Women's rights.

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