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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

richard is fag

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Your big dick.

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