- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's the new green? Green

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

your skull would make a nice pen holder

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Swag.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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