What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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