Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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HEY!

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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