yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What hurts like hell? HELL

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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