- Anti Joke

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Feminism.

my wife out of the kitchen

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.