- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Praise Paisley

An Irishman walked out of a bar

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

My children are mistakes

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

A man died.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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