What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Major League Soccer

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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