- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Major League Soccer

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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