- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

anti jokes are for fags

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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