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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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