What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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