- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911