What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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