- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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