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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

knock knock? come in

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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