- Anti Joke

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus