Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what is orange? an orange

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Yanter, Look it up

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Sex

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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