Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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