Knock Knock. Doors open

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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knock knock go away

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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My Nan, that is all.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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