- Anti Joke

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

woman's rights

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.