- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Chlamydia

A fat guy!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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