- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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