- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Guess what? I like trains.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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