- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Knock Knock.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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