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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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