- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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