What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

vitamin c

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Granny porn!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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