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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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