- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

i like it in the mouth

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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