- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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