A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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pobody's nerfect

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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