What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Women's Rights

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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