- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

DEATH.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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