Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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