- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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