- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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