How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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