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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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