- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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