I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Cancer.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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