Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

It says so on your cap.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

hashtags suck balls

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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