- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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