Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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