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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Please Rape William Wright

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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