So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Penis.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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