- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy Popcorn

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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