You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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nolan is gay

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