Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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ur an fagit

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Anti Joke

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