- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Knock knock It's open, come in

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