- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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