A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Weaner

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

You idiot.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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