- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Julian Ha.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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