- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

You are joking right?

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

I hate long jokes -_-

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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