- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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