Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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