Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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