How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Donald Trump.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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