wanna hear a joke? me niether.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

ejaculation JLR

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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