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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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