- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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