im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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