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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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