- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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