- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Women's professional sports

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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