- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver