I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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