- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Ask me if im a tree? No

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Sex

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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