What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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PENIS that is all

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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